I am:

gay
5
straight
omnivore
5
vegan
slob
5
tidy
adventurous
5
fearful
can't find keys
5
can find keys
idiot
5
asshole
grateful
5
bitter
accommodating
5
control freak
aggressive/aggressive
5
passive/aggressive
generous
5
demanding
easy to please
5
persnickety
get angry
5
get sad
don't give a shit
5
give too many shits
accepting
5
judgy
exempt from the rules
5
obeys rules
malleable
5
stubborn
submissive
5
dominant
liberal
5
conservative
craves authority
5
fights authority
country
5
city
generous
5
withholding
minimize moneymaking potential
5
maximize moneymaking potential
meek
5
obnoxious
feel like a success
5
feel like a failure
don't care what people think
5
seek approval
someone else'll do it
5
I'll do it
entitled
5
guilty
feel rich
5
feel poor
luxury
5
artisanal
extravagant
5
frugal
loser
5
pig
fun before work
5
work before fun